VIX Monkeyhammered To 11 Handle As S&P Tops 3,300

Bwuahahaha….

VIX 11 handle…

Dow up 200 points (over 29,200)…

…and S&P over 3,300.

On the back of a huge short-squeeze…

Year-to-date, stocks have overtaken bonds and bullion…

And don’t forget, The Dow is soaring on fun-durr-mentals…